Meatballs are almost done at the food demo

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It's about the go down!

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Lord of the Wings

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Chicken

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Automated slow cooker

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Stupid Fast Food Customer 4

Stupid Customers walk into the fast food restaurant and order their food.

Employee
'Would you like that as original or hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer
'Yes'

Employee
'Sorry, I said original OR hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer 
'Yes!!'

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Stupid Pub Customer 13

Stupid Customer
'Hello, how much is your venison roast?'

The employee replies with the price list.

Stupid Customer
'Core, that's a bit deer!'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 8

The Stupid Customer is at the self service check out, and calls over the employee to replace his multipack of crisps.

Stupid Customer
'This has a tear in it, can you replace it?'

Employee
'We are quite busy, but of course! I'll get someone to pick up a new packet for you.'

The employee gives over the new packet, and notices the original packet had a reduced sticker on the side, due to the tear.

Stupid Customer
'But this packet isn't reduced.'

Employee
'The original packet was reduced because of the tear that you didn't want. Therefore this new packet has no tear.'

Stupid Customer
'I wanted the reduced price, but the other packet wasn't scanning through at full price. That's why I asked you to change it.'

Employee
'But I could have simply keyed in the code for you....'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I had a really nice conversation with your brother yesterday, did he say anything about me?'

Employee
'I'm sorry, this is not a family run stand. I only see the produce.

Stupid Customer
'Oh. Alright, I understand'

The Stupid Customer goes on to browse the produce.

Stupid Customer
'So which one of these tomatoes did you pick?'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 6

Employee is scanning items through the till.

Stupid Customer
'No no no! Don't scan that one! I'm not buying it!!'

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Stupid Restaurant Customer 7

Customer walks into a buffet restuarant.

Stupid Customer
'Hello, can I order "Never Ending Pancakes to go please.

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Stupid Cinema Customer 1

The employees are experience a rush of popcorn orders, one employee is in the middle of the Stupid Customers order.

Employee
'Okay, a medium popcorn is £*.**.'

Stupid Customer hand's the employee his money.

Stupid Customer

'Yeah, and would you get the fresh stuff for me?'

Employee

'Ahhh, sure. All of it’s fresh though. We’re putting in batch after batch.'

Stupid Customer

'No, I want the fresh stuff. Don’t fill my bag until the new one is popped.'

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Stupid Restaurant Customer 4

Stupid Customer

'Do you guys sell biscuits and gravy?'

Employee

'No sir, we only sell crepes and paninis here. I'm sorry'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have an omelet?'

Employee

'Oh, im sorry. we actually stop selling breakfast at 11!' (it's 1:30)

Stupid Customer

'Well, can i have an omelet?'

Stupid Customer's daughter 

'Dad, they stop selling breakfast at 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Well im some countries, an omelet is considered lunch, and in others, it's a dinner!'

Employee

'Sir, i'm sorry but we can't do eggs after 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have a coffee then?'

Employee

'Sure, can i get your name?'

Stupid Customer

'Disappointed.'

Employee 

'Alllllllright, can i get you anything else today?'

Stupid Customer

'Yeah, i hope you can redeem yourself next time. HA HA.'

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Stupid Pub Customer 11

Stupid Customer
'Are you still serving lunch?'

Employee looks at the clock, that is displaying 10 past 4.

Employee
'No, sorry. Lunch ends at 4 o clock'

Stupid Customer
'Give me the lunch menu anyway!'

Employee
'I'm sorry but you're too late for lunch!'

The Stupid Customer moves over to go and sit himself down at a table.

Stupid Customer
'I'm only 10 minutes late! This is why this place is empty! You need us.'

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Stupid Restaurant Customer 2

Stupid Customer 

'Do you have any beef?'

Employee

'No sorry, we're a vegan restaurant'

The Stupid Customer leaves to the back of the queue then comes back to the employee

Stupid Customer

'Do you have any meat at all on the menu?'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 3

Stupid Customer

'I have a question...'

Employee

'Yes?'

Stupid Customer

'The Buffalo Turkey.... Is it made out of buffalo?'

Employee

'No.'

Stupid Customer

*thinks for a moment* 'Does it taste like buffalo?'

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Stupid Restaurant Customer 1

Stupid Customer
'I want the desert.'

Employee
'Which one would you like?'

Stupid Customer
'The dessert.'

Employee
'Ma’am, we have an entire menu of desserts. Did you want ice cream, pie, our cheesecake…?'


Stupid Customer
'With Caramel.'

Employee
'I’m sorry but I’m not sure which one you want, can you show me?'

Stupid Customer
'You don’t know which one I’m talking about?!'

Employee
'No, I’m sorry but I’m not a mind reader.'

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Stupid Fast Food Customer 1

Employee 
'Welcome to Chick-fil-A, this is Brittany, how may I serve you?'

There is a sign on the order taker in the drive-thru thing saying we are out of ice cream*

Stupid Customer
'Um, hi, Brittany! I'd like to have a chocolate milkshake, please.'

Employee 
'I'm sorry, but our ice cream machine is broken and we have no more ice cream for the night.'

Stupid Customer turns to others in the car.

Stupid Customer
'hahahaha, okay. Well can I have an "IceDream" cone?'

Employee 
'.....We have no more ice cream for the night.'

Stupid Customer
'But the sign on here says "IceDream".'

Employee 
'That's what we call our ice cream.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh, okay. Well I'd like to have a number 1 with a coke, please.'

Employee 
'I'm also sorry, we don't have regular sandwiches either, but we do have spicy sandwiches.'

Stupid Customer and his entire car: 
'HAHAHAHAHAHA.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine, I'll have a number 3 with a coke, then.'

Employee 
'Anything else?'

Stupid Customer
'Hahahahaha.. No, that's all. Hahahahahahahahahhahha.'

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Stupid Sandwich Shop Customer 1

Stupid Customer
'Is this fresh?'

Employee
'Yes. It was made this morning.'

Stupid Customer
'Is this today’s?'

Employee
'Yes. It was made this morning.'

Stupid Customer
'Are you sure?'

Employee
'Yes. I am sure.'

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Stupid Ice Cream Customer 2

A family of 4 enter the ice cream shop (mother, father, brother and sister). The sister is not sure on which ice cream flavour to choose from.

The employee grabs a plastic spoon and offers a tester of one of the flavours to the sister. Her brother copies, and asks for a taster.

Employee grabs another plastic spoon.

The brother leans forward over the counter and opens his mouth waiting to be spoon fed.


Submitted by;
Andrew James Pepin

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