Stupid Supermarket Customer 2

The Stupid Customer approaches the counter with a packet of discounted rolls from the bakery section, the packet is clearly marked £1.99.

Stupid Customer
'Are these rolls £1.99?'

Employee
'Yes...'

Stupid Customer
'Okay...I don't want them'

Employee
'Okay, any reason?'

Stupid Customer
'I thought they were only 99p'

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Stupid Retail Customer 47

Stupid Customer
'I want to return this pair of jeans. *Holds up Silver Mckenzie Light Wash jean* But I'm going to exchange them for a new pair. These ones didn't fit me right.'

Employee
'Okay.' *Notice's these have been clearly worn and washed*

Stupid Customer
*Comes back with Silver Mckenzie Dark wash Jean*

Employee
'Why were you returning the first pair?'

Stupid Customer
'Because they didn't fit right.'

Employee
'You know, you are essentially exchanging the same pair of jeans just a different wash.'

Stupid Customer
'I don't think so.'

Employee
'You are.'

Stupid Customer
'Whatever.'

Employee
*Does exchange* 'Hope these ones work out for you this time.'

Stupid Customer
'THEY WILL THANKS.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 46

Stupid Customer
'I'd like to return this item.'

Employee
'Okay. *Asks for information for the return for the government*
Could I have your postal code?'

Stupid Customer
'250'

Employee
'No, your postal code.'

Stupid Customer
'TWO. FIVE. OH.'

Employee
'No, your postal code.'

Stupid Customer
'Ohhhhhhhhhhh, you meant postal code. I thought you said area code. V9G1B8'

Employee
'Alright, I will put it back to debit.'

Stupid Customer
*blank stare* 'I'll take it in cash.'

Employee
'No, I'm sorry, I have to give it to back you on your debit since that's how you paid.'

Stupid Customer
'Well at my work we can give back cash.'

Employee
'Well here we have to put it back on your debit.'

Stupid Customer
'I think thats really stupid.'

Employee
'That's our policy.'

Stupid Customer
'I dont think so. Nobody else does that.'

Employee
'We do here. Do you want it on a giftcard or back to debit.'

Stupid Customer
'I guess DEBIT then.'

Employee
'Alright.'

Stupid Customer
'Whatever.' *leaves store angrily*

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Stupid Retail Customer 45

Stupid Customer
'So, in your change room, on the floor, I seemed to have spilt my FIVE DOLLAR LATTE.'

Employee
'Oh.'

Stupid Customer
'My FIVE DOLLAR LATTE is all over your fitting room floor.'

Employee
'Alright' *cleans up mess and returns to till where the customer is standing*

Stupid Customer
'Could I get a discount for my latte being spilt?'

Employee
'Um, no. Sorry. We didn't spill your latte, we cannot reimburse you for something we did not cause.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine then.' *leaves store in a hissy fit*

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Stupid Call Center Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I am trying look at this website but it keeps saying I have a virus'

Employee
'Okay...'

Stupid Customer
'It's saying the website has a virus'

Employee
'Okay, what browser are you using?'

Stupid Customer
'The internet'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 3

Stupid Customer

'I have a question...'

Employee

'Yes?'

Stupid Customer

'The Buffalo Turkey.... Is it made out of buffalo?'

Employee

'No.'

Stupid Customer

*thinks for a moment* 'Does it taste like buffalo?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 44

Stupid Customer

'Do you have more of these in the back?'

Employee

'No, everything we have is in that bin. I just checked on IMAX for you.'

Stupid Customer

'I think you have more.'

Employee

'We don't. See? It says we have three.'

Stupid Customer

'How much are they?'

Employee

'They're $8.68 each.'

Stupid Customer

'I think they're $7.25.'

Employee

'No, they're $8.68.'

Stupid Customer

'I think they're $8.58.'

Employee

'They're $8.68, ma'am.'

Stupid Customer

'Can I have a discount?'

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Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 8

The shoe shop is extremely busy on a weekend, the Stupid Customer approaches till looking annoyed.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me! Is there anyone serving in the shoe section?'

Employee
'Madam this is a shoe shop.'

Stupid Customer
'Are you the only person who works here then!?'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 1

The Stupid Customer approaches the customer service desk full of rage.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me! Can I speak to your manager!'

Employee
'What is the problem sir!?'

Stupid Customer
'This does not concern you, let me speak to your manager!'

The employee calls over the manager to help with the Stupid Customers problem.

The Manager
'What seems to be the problem?'

Stupid Customer
'I am outraged that I have missed my bus home, thanks to YOU lot!'

The Manager
'How did this happen sir?'

Stupid Customer
'I wanted this wine because it was special offer, however when I went to the check out, the wine wouldn't go through as the deal. Now I have missed my bus home... I am absolutely livid!'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 2

Stupid Customer
'Can I have a tall latte please.'

Employee
'Certainly, can I take your name please'

Stupid Customer
'Erm...I don't think thats necessary'


Employee
'Its okay, just makes the whole process a little easier you know.'

Stupid Customer
'No no. It's okay.'

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Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 7

Stupid Customer is waiting to buy a pair of shoes.

Employee
'That's £44.99 please.'

Stupid Customer
'Can I pay with Euros?'

Employee
'No, I'm afraid not. Only with pounds.'

Stupid Customer
(very slowly) 'Do...you...accept...Euros?'

Employee
'No, only English pounds!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 43

Stupid Customer
'What time does Target close?'

Employee
'Couldn't tell ya, sorry.'

Stupid Customer
*blank stare*

Employee
'...They're just down the street if you want to go and ask them?'

Stupid Customer
'Can you call them for me? I have their number right here.' *takes out phone*

Employee
'Sorry, sir, but we can only call stores within our chain. Why don't you call them?'

Stupid Customer
*blank stare*

Employee
'With your phone?'

Stupid Customer
*sigh* 'Can't you just tell me what time they close?'

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Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 6

The Stupid Customer approaches the till with some shoes she wants to buy.

Employee
'Hi, is somebody getting the box for you?'

Stupid Customer
A box fee?! Who ever heard of anything so ridiculous? So you're telling me I have to pay for my box? I'm buying the shoes for god's sake!'

Employee
'I actually only asked if somebody was getting the box for you.

Stupid Customer (embarrassed)
'Ohhhhh. Nope.'

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