Tuesday 19 March 2013

Stupid Music Shop Customer 2

The employee is restocking the guitars. 

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me can I ask you a question?'

Employee
'Of course you can. It is what I am here for.'

Stupid Customer
'Do your guitars work like real guitars?'

Employee
'What do you mean?'

Stupid Customer
'Are they like real guitars?'
 
Employee
*Looking very confused* 'Well, they have strings like a "real" guitar. They have frets like a "real" guitar. You tune them like a "real" guitar. They are smaller because they are practice guitars but yes, I would like to conclude that they are real guitars.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh that is good!'

The Stupid Customer picks up a guitar, and walks over to the counter to purchase the item.

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