'I want the desert.'
Employee
'Which one would you like?'
Stupid Customer
'The dessert.'
Employee
'Ma’am, we have an entire menu of desserts. Did you want ice cream, pie, our cheesecake…?'
Stupid Customer
'With Caramel.'
Employee
'I’m sorry but I’m not sure which one you want, can you show me?'
Stupid Customer
'You don’t know which one I’m talking about?!'
Employee
'No, I’m sorry but I’m not a mind reader.'
