Monday, 21 December 2015

When you're too drunk...

Sunday, 20 December 2015

The Bladder Awakens

Wednesday, 18 March 2015

Stupid Retail Customer 61

Stupid Customer is going to make the purchase on her items.

'Oh...I see you have a contactless payment card!'

Stupid Customer
'Do I? What's that then?'

'No need to enter your pin or insert your card. It's very simple just touch the card the reader'

The Stupid Customer looks at the employee with confusion, then presses the card reader screen with her index finger.

Wednesday, 7 January 2015

Stupid Fast Food Customer 4

Stupid Customers walk into the fast food restaurant and order their food.

'Would you like that as original or hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer

'Sorry, I said original OR hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer 

Tuesday, 6 January 2015

Stupid Pub Customer 13

Stupid Customer
'Hello, how much is your venison roast?'

The employee replies with the price list.

Stupid Customer
'Core, that's a bit deer!'