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Stupid Restaurant Customer 8

Employee

'Are you ready to order?'

Stupid Customer

'Yes, I'd like your grilled chicken club - but plain, please. Is that possible? To get just a plain grilled chicken sandwich?'

Employee

'Absolutely. And would you like fries or a salad with that?'

Stupid Customer

'Salad, please. With ranch.'

Employee (to next customer)

'And for you, sir? What will you be having today?'

Stupid Customer

'Um! Wait - I'm not done yet. Do you have swiss cheese? Can I have swiss on my chicken sandwich?'

Employee

'.... Yes. So... you want just plain grilled chicken with swiss cheese; is that correct?'

Stupid Customer

'Yea. And, you know, the lettuce and tomatoes and onions.'

Employee

'So when you say you'd like a "plain" grilled chicken sandwich you mean....?'

Stupid Customer

'Oh, you know - I don't want the mayo and all that other stuff.'

Employee

'Bacon?'

Stupid Customer

'Yeah.'

Employee

'Okay, so, just to confirm, you'd like a grilled chicken club sandwich with no mayo or bacon.'

Stupid Customer

'Yes.'

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Stupid Restaurant Customer 2

Stupid Customer 

'Do you have any beef?'

Employee

'No sorry, we're a vegan restaurant'

The Stupid Customer leaves to the back of the queue then comes back to the employee

Stupid Customer

'Do you have any meat at all on the menu?'

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