Stupid Fast Food Customer 4

Stupid Customers walk into the fast food restaurant and order their food.

Employee
'Would you like that as original or hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer
'Yes'

Employee
'Sorry, I said original OR hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer 
'Yes!!'

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Stupid Fast Food Customer 3

Stupid Customer
'Can I order, a medium cheeseburger, medium fries and medium drink.'

The employee orders in the meal as the combo option.

Stupid Customer (angry)
'NO! I don't want the stupid combo meal, just a medium drink and medium fry and a cheeseburger!'

Employee
'But that will be the same order as this combo, and in fact would save you money.'

Stupid Customer
'No no NO! I don't want that combo meal!'

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Stupid Fast Food Customer 2

Customer approaches the counter, with a confused look on his face.

Employee
'Afternoon, what can I get you'

Stupid Customer
'Hello yes, just an enquiry first. Do you use fake chicken here...?'

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Stupid Fast Food Customer 1

Employee 
'Welcome to Chick-fil-A, this is Brittany, how may I serve you?'

There is a sign on the order taker in the drive-thru thing saying we are out of ice cream*

Stupid Customer
'Um, hi, Brittany! I'd like to have a chocolate milkshake, please.'

Employee 
'I'm sorry, but our ice cream machine is broken and we have no more ice cream for the night.'

Stupid Customer turns to others in the car.

Stupid Customer
'hahahaha, okay. Well can I have an "IceDream" cone?'

Employee 
'.....We have no more ice cream for the night.'

Stupid Customer
'But the sign on here says "IceDream".'

Employee 
'That's what we call our ice cream.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh, okay. Well I'd like to have a number 1 with a coke, please.'

Employee 
'I'm also sorry, we don't have regular sandwiches either, but we do have spicy sandwiches.'

Stupid Customer and his entire car: 
'HAHAHAHAHAHA.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine, I'll have a number 3 with a coke, then.'

Employee 
'Anything else?'

Stupid Customer
'Hahahahaha.. No, that's all. Hahahahahahahahahhahha.'

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