Stupid Pub Customer 11

Stupid Customer
'Are you still serving lunch?'

Employee looks at the clock, that is displaying 10 past 4.

Employee
'No, sorry. Lunch ends at 4 o clock'

Stupid Customer
'Give me the lunch menu anyway!'

Employee
'I'm sorry but you're too late for lunch!'

The Stupid Customer moves over to go and sit himself down at a table.

Stupid Customer
'I'm only 10 minutes late! This is why this place is empty! You need us.'

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