Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Stupid Pub Customer 3

Stupid customers are having a wedding reception in a bar. The stupid groom customer is tanked up on alcohol. He climbs onto the stage to start a performance.

He ends up getting tangled in wires, falls off the stage and breaks his wrist.

The stupid bride builds up rage, and storms out the bar.

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Stupid Pub Customer 2

Stupid customer purchases a club sandwich.

The sandwich arrives at the stupid customers table, with a cocktail stick poking out the top holding the sandwich together. The stupid customer doesn't realise, bites into the sandwich making the cocktail stick pierce through his bottom lip.

Monday, 22 August 2011

Stupid Pub Customer 1

Stupid customer approaches the bar and asks for a glass of Pinot, a glass of Grigio and a white wine.

Pinot grigio is a white wine.

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Stupid Travel Agent Customer 6

The stupid customer wanted to go holiday to Spain, but could not afford to pay for a cattery.

Therefore the stupid customer asks the employee whether she could take her cat on holiday with her. Or would the employee be kind enough to look after the cat whilst she was away on holiday.

Friday, 12 August 2011

Stupid Travel Agent Customer 5

The stupid customers were due to travel to Turkey in the evening, unfortunately the customers husband died that morning.

The employees receives the phone call as the agency opens. Telling her the unfortunate circumstances, the stupid customer asks;

Stupid Customer
'Can I still take my husband with me, as he was looking forward to the trip. I don't want to travel on my own...'

Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Stupid Travel Agent Customer 4

Stupid elderly customer enquires about a 3 day trip to Sydney, Australia. Explaining this is her life long dream. However she doesn't know what to visit whilst there.

Therefore asks which employee is joining her as they are a travel agent.

The employees explain to her they are the booking agent, not the tour guides.

Friday, 5 August 2011

Stupid Travel Agent Customer 3

Stupid customer returned from his vacation after booking six months previously. He visited the travel agency asking for a full refund, and compensation.

Whilst on holiday it had rained continuously, so he enquired why he was not informed that it was going to rain whilst he was on holiday at the time of booking.

Monday, 1 August 2011

Stupid Travel Agent Customer 2

Family of 4 had an unfortunate year, due to financial problems, etc...the family believed they deserved a holiday.

The employee was unaware of the above circumstances.

The employee almost confirmed the booking and went ahead to discuss payment details with the family. When the customers then enquired;  due to financial reasons, would it be okay for them to pay when they return from their vacation.