Stupid Retail Customer 61

Stupid Customer is going to make the purchase on her items.

Employee
'Oh...I see you have a contactless payment card!'

Stupid Customer
'Do I? What's that then?'

Employee
'No need to enter your pin or insert your card. It's very simple just touch the card the reader'

The Stupid Customer looks at the employee with confusion, then presses the card reader screen with her index finger.

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Stupid Grocery Customer 3

Stupid Customer walks up to till and the employee starts to scan through their order.

Employee
"You'll just want to swipe your card down, with your stripe pointing towards me."

Stupid Customer proceeds to swipe card into the card reader. However, the till on the opposite side to the employee.

Employee
'Sir, I'm over here...'

Submitted by;
Jamie Blancard 

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