'£2.00 is a great price for some wings! I even got two of them!'
The employee is about to put through the chicken wings, until she notices a strange odor.
'Ma’am your chicken wings have a strange odor, you sure you want these? It could explain why they are two pounds instead of five.'
'Yeah! I’ll still take them, I will just have to eat them tonight.'
With that the Stupid Customer purchases her questionable chicken and leaves the store
The Stupid Customer has children with her, and one of the kids is very nervous about eating the meat.