Monday 25 February 2013

Stupid Retail Customer 50

Stupid Customer
'I'm looking to buy a TV. What's the cheapest one you got?'

Employee
'Looks like this 13-inch for £129.99.'

Stupid Customer
'How big is that?'

Employee
'About thirteen inches.'

Stupid Customer
'Is a thirteen inch TV pretty small?'

Employee
'Yeah, that's barely over a foot.'

Stupid Customer
'Well, what's the next cheapest TV you have?'
Employee
'We have this 14-inch for £189.99'

Stupid Customer
'Is that bigger than the 13-inch?'

Employee
'...Yep.'

Stupid Customer
'How much bigger?'

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