'This is false advertising! You are LYING to your customers!'
Employee
'I'm sorry, ma'am. What's the problem?'
Stupid Customer
'THIS!'
Stupid Customer slams a half-eaten cake onto the counter
Stupid Customer
'The label says it's German Chocolate cake! I bought it for my book club as part of our International Cuisine week and they tell me it's not from Germany at all!'
Employee
'Erm, yes. German cake is named after the man who created it, Sam German. It has nothing to do with the country.'
Stupid Customer
'Well, how on earth are customers supposed to know that? Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was by this? I should sue you for emotional distress!'
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