Stupid Call Center Customer 9

Stupid Customer
'I just placed an order on your website, like 2 minutes ago, I need to check on something.'

Employee
'Okay, sometimes it can take up to 10 minutes for it to show in our system, so I can't see it just yet, but what was your question about the order?'

Stupid Customer
'What time is it there?'

Employee
'..It's almost 7:30'

Stupid Customer
'So you're like, three hours ahead of me. If it was three ago and you said it takes 10 minutes you should be able to see it now. Does that make sense?'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 7

Stupid Customer calls up the employee and explains her situation.

Stupid Customer
'Good afternoon, I think my computer has been taken over by the Matrix'

Employee asks the Stupid Customer to move their mouse

Stupid Customer
'Oh my god! It's back to my normal desktop screen! What happened?'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 8

Employee
'....okay can I take your address for delivery'

Stupid Customer tells the employee her delivery address.

Employee
'You said your apartment number was F, like Frank?'

Stupid Customer
'No, it's 'F', as in Frog!'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I am trying look at this website but it keeps saying I have a virus'

Employee
'Okay...'

Stupid Customer
'It's saying the website has a virus'

Employee
'Okay, what browser are you using?'

Stupid Customer
'The internet'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 6

Employee
'Good Morning Samsung Electronics how may I help you?'

Stupid Customer
'Oh! Good Morning! Is that not Honeywell Boilers?'

Employee
'No sorry! This is Samsung Electronics...'

Stupid Customer
'Oh dear! I seemed to have called the wrong number! Oh well never mind! Perhaps you can help me?'

Employee
'I'm afraid we don't deal with boilers... we only deal with things like Samsung televisions, phones and computers...'

Stupid Customer
'Yes! But it is an electronics problem with my boiler! So I am sure you can help!'

Employee
'I'm sorry but I'm afraid we cannot help as we are not Honeywell Boilers!'

Stupid Customer
'I want to speak to your manager! After all the Customer should always come first!'

Employee
'That might be so, however, you aren't a Samsung customer.. you are a Honeywell Customer!'

Submitted by;
Teresa Lawler

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Stupid Call Center Customer 5

Employee

‘It seems everything is there. Try refreshing?’

Stupid Customer

‘No, I still can’t see it.’

Employee

‘Are you sure? Try pressing Ctrl+F5 instead, there may be a cached version in your browser.’

Stupid Customer
‘No, I still can’t see it.’

Employee

‘What browser are you using to view the site?’

Stupid Customer
‘I’m looking at a screen grab.’

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Stupid Call Center Customer 4

The employee is trying to troubleshoot a Stupid Customers computer over the phone.

Employee
'Can you press the F8 key for me.'

The Stupid Customer stops talking for about 30 seconds.

Stupid Customer
'How do you spell that?'


Submitted by;
Quinnton Mckinnon

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Stupid Call Center Customer 3

Stupid Customer calls up the call center with a problem with her printer.

Employee
'Are you running your printer under Windows?'

Stupid Customer
'No, my desk is next to the door, but thats a good point. The man sitting next to me is by a Window, and his printer is working fine!'


Submitted by;
Sophie Lewis

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