Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Stupid Call Center Customer 7

Stupid Customer calls up the employee and explains her situation.

Stupid Customer
'Good afternoon, I think my computer has been taken over by the Matrix'

Employee asks the Stupid Customer to move their mouse

Stupid Customer
'Oh my god! It's back to my normal desktop screen! What happened?'

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Stupid Call Center Customer 5

Employee

‘It seems everything is there. Try refreshing?’

Stupid Customer

‘No, I still can’t see it.’

Employee

‘Are you sure? Try pressing Ctrl+F5 instead, there may be a cached version in your browser.’

Stupid Customer
‘No, I still can’t see it.’

Employee

‘What browser are you using to view the site?’

Stupid Customer
‘I’m looking at a screen grab.’