What is Vladimir Putin having for Thanksgiving?

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Stupid Call Center Customer 8

Employee
'....okay can I take your address for delivery'

Stupid Customer tells the employee her delivery address.

Employee
'You said your apartment number was F, like Frank?'

Stupid Customer
'No, it's 'F', as in Frog!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 43

Stupid Customer
'What time does Target close?'

Employee
'Couldn't tell ya, sorry.'

Stupid Customer
*blank stare*

Employee
'...They're just down the street if you want to go and ask them?'

Stupid Customer
'Can you call them for me? I have their number right here.' *takes out phone*

Employee
'Sorry, sir, but we can only call stores within our chain. Why don't you call them?'

Stupid Customer
*blank stare*

Employee
'With your phone?'

Stupid Customer
*sigh* 'Can't you just tell me what time they close?'

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