Showing posts with label virus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label virus. Show all posts

Monday, 7 July 2014

Stupid Retail Customer 54

A woman walks into the store complaining  about her music device.

Stupid Customer
'This has a virus, it only appears when connected to my PC'

The employee turns on the device and seems to be working fine. Then proceeds to connect the device to a PC and the message 'Do not disconnect" appears, complete with the red "No" symbol.

Stupid Customer
'There! That's the virus! What does that mean?!'

Friday, 20 April 2012

Stupid Call Center Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I am trying look at this website but it keeps saying I have a virus'

Employee
'Okay...'

Stupid Customer
'It's saying the website has a virus'

Employee
'Okay, what browser are you using?'

Stupid Customer
'The internet'