Stupid Pub Customer 9

Employee
'Excuse me, you can't have children at the bar.'

Stupid Customer
'She's not at the bar.'

Employee
*Looks* 'Yes, she is. I can't serve you while you have a child at the bar.'

Stupid Customer
'She's only 2.'

Employee
'Yes, and that's why she's not allowed at the bar.'

Stupid Customer 
'Don't be a prick.'

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 6

The stupid customer wanted to go holiday to Spain, but could not afford to pay for a cattery.

Therefore the stupid customer asks the employee whether she could take her cat on holiday with her. Or would the employee be kind enough to look after the cat whilst she was away on holiday.

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 5

The stupid customers were due to travel to Turkey in the evening, unfortunately the customers husband died that morning.

The employees receives the phone call as the agency opens. Telling her the unfortunate circumstances, the stupid customer asks;

Stupid Customer
'Can I still take my husband with me, as he was looking forward to the trip. I don't want to travel on my own...'

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 4

Stupid elderly customer enquires about a 3 day trip to Sydney, Australia. Explaining this is her life long dream. However she doesn't know what to visit whilst there.

Therefore asks which employee is joining her as they are a travel agent.

The employees explain to her they are the booking agent, not the tour guides.

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 3

Stupid customer returned from his vacation after booking six months previously. He visited the travel agency asking for a full refund, and compensation.

Whilst on holiday it had rained continuously, so he enquired why he was not informed that it was going to rain whilst he was on holiday at the time of booking.

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 2

Family of 4 had an unfortunate year, due to financial problems, etc...the family believed they deserved a holiday.

The employee was unaware of the above circumstances.

The employee almost confirmed the booking and went ahead to discuss payment details with the family. When the customers then enquired;  due to financial reasons, would it be okay for them to pay when they return from their vacation.

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 1

Stupid elderly couple had been in Italy for 2 days on a 7 day vacation.

The couple had already ran out of money, they phone the employee directly. Asking the employee to fly out to meet them, with some money and then they would pay back the employee the following month.

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