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Alcoholic children, seen it all now.

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 5

Stupid Customer approaches till with his fizzy drink for his child, and the employee proceeds to scan the bottle of fizzy drink. 

Stupid Customer

'Can I scan this item through the till myself?

Employee

'I guess so?'

Stupid Customer

'...just because this drink is for my child, and your hands are dirty. Does that make sense?'

Employee

'Not really, but whatever.'

Stupid Customer

'Why not?'

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Stupid Pub Customer 9

Employee
'Excuse me, you can't have children at the bar.'

Stupid Customer
'She's not at the bar.'

Employee
*Looks* 'Yes, she is. I can't serve you while you have a child at the bar.'

Stupid Customer
'She's only 2.'

Employee
'Yes, and that's why she's not allowed at the bar.'

Stupid Customer 
'Don't be a prick.'

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