Stupid Retail Customer 39

The Stupid Customer phones up the shop.

Stupid Customer
'Hi, what time do you guys close?'


Employee
'We close at nine.'

Stupid Customer
'Exactly at nine?'

Employee
'Yep!'


Stupid Customer
'Well, I’m in Oakland, and I don’t get off work til 8:30, so I’m not sure I can get there at 9.'

Employee
'I see…'


Stupid Customer
'So even if I’m there at 9:10, and I’m banging on the door, you won’t let me in?'

Employee
'No. If you make it before 9, that’s good. If not, we open again at 10 tomorrow morning.'

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