Stupid Retail Customer 38

Stupid Customer
'Aren't you guys having a 50% off everything sale?'

Employee
'No, but we put a couple of extra holiday items 20% off.'

Stupid Customer
'The newspaper said you're having a 50% off sale on everything.'

Employee
'Oh? What newspaper?'

Stupid Customer
'I don't remember, but it said you were. I want this 50% off.'

Employee
'Sorry, but I can't approve that. We're not having a 50% off sale.'

Stupid Customer
'But the newspaper said you were.'

Employee
'This is the first I'm hearing about it.'

Stupid Customer
'Then you should read the newspaper more often!'

Employee
'If only I knew which newspaper you speak of.'

The Stupid Customer storms off.

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