Monday 20 February 2012

Stupid Retail Customer 37

Stupid Customer
'What’s that Mexican guy’s name who works here?'

Employee
'Um…'

Stupid Customer
'You know, the short one with the ‘stache? He’s the manager.'

Employee
'Oh, he’s Tibetan.'

Stupid Customer
'What?'

Employee
'He’s Tibetan.'

Stupid Customer
'No, the Mexican manager.'

Employee 'I think you’re thinking of Karma.'

Stupid Customer
'NO! He’s a man!'

Employee
'Yes, our manager is a man named Karma and he is from Tibet.'

Stupid Customer
'He’s Mexican.'

Employee
'Ma’am, our manager is Tibetan. I don’t know anyone else who works here who fits the description you gave. Karma is short, has a mustache, and is the manager. Can I help you with something further?'

Stupid Customer
'You must be new.'

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