Friday 23 September 2011

Stupid Call Center Customer 2

Employee
'Thank you for choosing [company], Technical Support, can I get your phone number please?'

Stupid Customer
'I don't have one.. I just got out of jail, and had some questions.'

Employee
'OK.. do you have any other services with us, though?'

Stupid Customer
'No, I don't... but listen...'

Employee
'Ok.'

Stupid Customer
Do you guys offer this um.. 'Sirius' radio? And what is that?

Employee
'Sir, that's a satellite radio service... and completely irrelevant to this company. If you'd like, I can transfer you to another department who can set you up with our services and become a customer. If not, I'll have to end this call.'

Stupid Customer
'Whoa there... You stay & listen to me, or else bad things could happen...'

Employee
'Was that a threat?'

Stupid Customer
'Just... listen'

Employee 
'As I said before, I can transfer you to someone who can sign you up if you want, or if you have questions only about [company]'s services, but I have no other information to give you.'

Stupid Customer hangs up.


Submitted by:
Paolo Faieta

4 comments:

  1. It's he dial a wrong toll free number instead of how to setting up the radio satellite he goes to help desk about the troubleshooting in computer. The reason why he dial a wrong toll free number because he is fugitive and still chasing by police force.

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  2. I think he don't know how to use the satellite radio, of course he is in-hurry because chasing by police because he is being fugitive.

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