Stupid Retail Customer 5

Stupid Customer
'I want to buy some wellies, what size do you think I should get?'

Employee
'The size that you are.'

Stupid Customer
'(sounding confused) Oh okay. Do you do them in pink or red?'

Employee
'No, other stores have red ones but we don't have them, sorry.'

Stupid Customer
'Can I try the red ones!?'

Employee
'No...I said before that we don't have them.'

Stupid Customer tries on a size 4, then tries a size 5 also.

Stupid Customer
'Oh wow! The size 5 feels bigger than the size 4!'

Employee
'That's because it is bigger...'

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