Stupid Call Center Customer 9

Stupid Customer
'I just placed an order on your website, like 2 minutes ago, I need to check on something.'

Employee
'Okay, sometimes it can take up to 10 minutes for it to show in our system, so I can't see it just yet, but what was your question about the order?'

Stupid Customer
'What time is it there?'

Employee
'..It's almost 7:30'

Stupid Customer
'So you're like, three hours ahead of me. If it was three ago and you said it takes 10 minutes you should be able to see it now. Does that make sense?'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I need a hot coffee with seven ice cubes in the bottom, but they can't melt and they have to stay at the bottom'

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Stupid Retail Customer 59

Employee
'That will be £40 for both, please'

Stupid Customer
'But I was in here a couple of days ago and they were on sale.'

Employee
'Yes, that was a weekend sale we had going on, it's over now.'

Stupid Customer
'But that was only a couple of days ago...

Employee
'...right'

Stupid Customer
'So why is the price different now?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 58

Stupid Customer swipes their credit card through the reader, and presses cancel.

Employee
'Would you mind swiping again? You canceled your transaction.

Stupid Customer
'It's not going to charge twice, right?'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 6

Employee is scanning items through the till.

Stupid Customer
'No no no! Don't scan that one! I'm not buying it!!'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 8

Stupid Customer phones up to enquire about upgrading his computer.

Stupid Customer
'So, if I install 32bit Windows twice, will it become 64bit?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 57

Stupid Customer storms into the shop with a wireless product in hand.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, I am furious with this product. I have to plug this into the wall in order to charge it!'

Employee
'Ma'am, they run on batteries. You have to plug them into the wall to charge'

Stupid Customer
'But I was informed the product absorbs the electricity from sockets as I walk around the house!'

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