Stupid Supermarket Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I had a really nice conversation with your brother yesterday, did he say anything about me?'

Employee
'I'm sorry, this is not a family run stand. I only see the produce.

Stupid Customer
'Oh. Alright, I understand'

The Stupid Customer goes on to browse the produce.

Stupid Customer
'So which one of these tomatoes did you pick?'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 6

Employee is scanning items through the till.

Stupid Customer
'No no no! Don't scan that one! I'm not buying it!!'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 5

Stupid Customer approaches till with his fizzy drink for his child, and the employee proceeds to scan the bottle of fizzy drink. 

Stupid Customer

'Can I scan this item through the till myself?

Employee

'I guess so?'

Stupid Customer

'...just because this drink is for my child, and your hands are dirty. Does that make sense?'

Employee

'Not really, but whatever.'

Stupid Customer

'Why not?'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 4

Employee
'Hello!'

Stupid Customer
'Hello! I had a really nice conversation with your brother yesterday, did he say anything about me?'

Employee
'I'm sorry ma'm, this store is not family run. I only sell the produce.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh. Alright, I understand.'

(The Stupid Customer goes on to browse the produce.)

Stupid Customer
'So which one of these tomatoes did you pick?'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 3

Employee is putting the Stupid Customers items through the till, and gets to some chicken wings. The wings has a label for £2.00 when they are usually £5.98.

Stupid Customer
'£2.00 is a great price for some wings! I even got two of them!'

Employee
'Yeah…'

The employee is about to put through the chicken wings, until she notices a strange odor.

Employee
'Ma’am your chicken wings have a strange odor, you sure you want these? It could explain why they are two pounds instead of five.'

Stupid Customer
'Yeah! I’ll still take them, I will just have to eat them tonight.'

With that the Stupid Customer purchases her questionable chicken and leaves the store

The Stupid Customer has children with her, and one of the kids is very nervous about eating the meat.

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 2

The Stupid Customer approaches the counter with a packet of discounted rolls from the bakery section, the packet is clearly marked £1.99.

Stupid Customer
'Are these rolls £1.99?'

Employee
'Yes...'

Stupid Customer
'Okay...I don't want them'

Employee
'Okay, any reason?'

Stupid Customer
'I thought they were only 99p'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 1

The Stupid Customer approaches the customer service desk full of rage.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me! Can I speak to your manager!'

Employee
'What is the problem sir!?'

Stupid Customer
'This does not concern you, let me speak to your manager!'

The employee calls over the manager to help with the Stupid Customers problem.

The Manager
'What seems to be the problem?'

Stupid Customer
'I am outraged that I have missed my bus home, thanks to YOU lot!'

The Manager
'How did this happen sir?'

Stupid Customer
'I wanted this wine because it was special offer, however when I went to the check out, the wine wouldn't go through as the deal. Now I have missed my bus home... I am absolutely livid!'

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