Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 8

Stupid Customer walks into the coffee shop to place an order.

Employee
'How would like your coffee, in small, medium or large?'

Stupid Customer
'What's the difference?'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 6

Stupid Customer
'You guys close in a little bit don't you?'

Employee
'Yes, 10 minutes'

Stupid Customer
'Oh, I feel so bad now. Can I have a large Ice Decaf Americano?'

Employee
'Ok, you total is £*.**'

Stupid Customer
'Oh! And can I get 3 cupcakes'

Employee
'Sure, are you aware of our promo? 2 for £5?'

Stupid Customer
'Oh no, can I just pay for the cupcakes and my friend can pay for the drinks?'

Employee
'Sure....'

Stupid Customer
'Thanks!'

Stupid Customer leaves shop, whilst another 5 customers attempt to enter and place orders.

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I need a hot coffee with seven ice cubes in the bottom, but they can't melt and they have to stay at the bottom'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 4

Stupid Customer

'Do you use instant coffee or real coffee?'

The employee instantly stares blankly at the Stupid Customer

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Stupid Retail Customer 45

Stupid Customer
'So, in your change room, on the floor, I seemed to have spilt my FIVE DOLLAR LATTE.'

Employee
'Oh.'

Stupid Customer
'My FIVE DOLLAR LATTE is all over your fitting room floor.'

Employee
'Alright' *cleans up mess and returns to till where the customer is standing*

Stupid Customer
'Could I get a discount for my latte being spilt?'

Employee
'Um, no. Sorry. We didn't spill your latte, we cannot reimburse you for something we did not cause.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine then.' *leaves store in a hissy fit*

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