Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 6

Stupid Customer
'You guys close in a little bit don't you?'

Employee
'Yes, 10 minutes'

Stupid Customer
'Oh, I feel so bad now. Can I have a large Ice Decaf Americano?'

Employee
'Ok, you total is £*.**'

Stupid Customer
'Oh! And can I get 3 cupcakes'

Employee
'Sure, are you aware of our promo? 2 for £5?'

Stupid Customer
'Oh no, can I just pay for the cupcakes and my friend can pay for the drinks?'

Employee
'Sure....'

Stupid Customer
'Thanks!'

Stupid Customer leaves shop, whilst another 5 customers attempt to enter and place orders.

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer
'Hello, I need a hot coffee with seven ice cubes in the bottom, but they can't melt and they have to stay at the bottom'

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Stupid Cinema Customer 1

The employees are experience a rush of popcorn orders, one employee is in the middle of the Stupid Customers order.

Employee
'Okay, a medium popcorn is £*.**.'

Stupid Customer hand's the employee his money.

Stupid Customer

'Yeah, and would you get the fresh stuff for me?'

Employee

'Ahhh, sure. All of it’s fresh though. We’re putting in batch after batch.'

Stupid Customer

'No, I want the fresh stuff. Don’t fill my bag until the new one is popped.'

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