Stupid Retail Customer 59

Employee
'That will be £40 for both, please'

Stupid Customer
'But I was in here a couple of days ago and they were on sale.'

Employee
'Yes, that was a weekend sale we had going on, it's over now.'

Stupid Customer
'But that was only a couple of days ago...

Employee
'...right'

Stupid Customer
'So why is the price different now?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 38

Stupid Customer
'Aren't you guys having a 50% off everything sale?'

Employee
'No, but we put a couple of extra holiday items 20% off.'

Stupid Customer
'The newspaper said you're having a 50% off sale on everything.'

Employee
'Oh? What newspaper?'

Stupid Customer
'I don't remember, but it said you were. I want this 50% off.'

Employee
'Sorry, but I can't approve that. We're not having a 50% off sale.'

Stupid Customer
'But the newspaper said you were.'

Employee
'This is the first I'm hearing about it.'

Stupid Customer
'Then you should read the newspaper more often!'

Employee
'If only I knew which newspaper you speak of.'

The Stupid Customer storms off.

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Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer approaches till with a pair of shoes which are in the sale.

Employee
'Just so you know, our sale items are non-returnable unless they are faulty.'

Stupid Customer
'Okay, that's fine. Such a great price!'

Employee
'Great, that's 25 pounds please.'

Stupid Customer
'So...when does your sale start?'

Employee
'It started last Thursday.'

Stupid Customer (sounding surprised) 
'Oh really?!'

Employee
'Yes actually, the shoes you're buying are in the sale.'


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Lauren Potts

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Stupid Retail Customer 1

Stupid Customer approaches the counter with clothes to purchase.

Stupid Customer
'Hi, I saw on your website you have an online sale for your hoodies. Where are the ones on sale in the shop?'

Employee
'No, they are only on sale online via the website.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh....well I'll just have these for now'

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