Stupid Retail Customer 59

Employee
'That will be £40 for both, please'

Stupid Customer
'But I was in here a couple of days ago and they were on sale.'

Employee
'Yes, that was a weekend sale we had going on, it's over now.'

Stupid Customer
'But that was only a couple of days ago...

Employee
'...right'

Stupid Customer
'So why is the price different now?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 28

Stupid Customer
'Is these the only sizes you have on the shop floor?'

Employee
'No no, we have more sizes in the stock room if needed.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh right... wheres that I'll go have a look.'

Employee
'No....you wait here I'll go look.'

Stupid Customer 
'OH! I get you!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 16

Stupid Customer exits the changing rooms.

Employee
'How was the T-shirt sir...?'

Stupid Customer 
'It was fine, only could you get me another. This one is a bit dirty around the sleeves'

Employee 
'Oh really? Lets have a look'

Stupid Customer 
'Yes look, just here and here'

Employee
'Sorry sir that is part of the design, its a tie dye  T-shirt'

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Stupid Retail Customer 13

Stupid Customer
'Hi do you sell those Hollinster polos in here?

Employee *sounding confused*
'Hollinster???'

Stupid Customer 
Yes, yes HOLLINSTER! I see the clothing everywhere!'

Employee 
'Do you mean, Hollister?'

Stupid Customer 
'No, I don't think so'

Employee
'Well the Hollister store is just down there on your right'

Stupid Customer
'Hmmm okay, I'll give that store a go anyway...thank you!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 2

Stupid customer approaches employee with a jumper wanting an exchange. Employee walks out back to the stockroom to get the bigger size the stupid customer wants to exchange the original for. Employee returns and hands the stupid customer the new jumper, the stupid customer asks;

Stupid Customer
‘Thank you, so do I exchange it here or do I have to go to the till…?’

Employee
‘No, you’ll have to queue’

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Stupid Retail Customer 1

Stupid Customer approaches the counter with clothes to purchase.

Stupid Customer
'Hi, I saw on your website you have an online sale for your hoodies. Where are the ones on sale in the shop?'

Employee
'No, they are only on sale online via the website.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh....well I'll just have these for now'

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