Stupid Retail Customer 61

Stupid Customer is going to make the purchase on her items.

Employee
'Oh...I see you have a contactless payment card!'

Stupid Customer
'Do I? What's that then?'

Employee
'No need to enter your pin or insert your card. It's very simple just touch the card the reader'

The Stupid Customer looks at the employee with confusion, then presses the card reader screen with her index finger.

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Stupid Fast Food Customer 4

Stupid Customers walk into the fast food restaurant and order their food.

Employee
'Would you like that as original or hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer
'Yes'

Employee
'Sorry, I said original OR hot and spicy?'

Stupid Customer 
'Yes!!'

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Stupid Pub Customer 13

Stupid Customer
'Hello, how much is your venison roast?'

The employee replies with the price list.

Stupid Customer
'Core, that's a bit deer!'

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Stupid Supermarket Customer 8

The Stupid Customer is at the self service check out, and calls over the employee to replace his multipack of crisps.

Stupid Customer
'This has a tear in it, can you replace it?'

Employee
'We are quite busy, but of course! I'll get someone to pick up a new packet for you.'

The employee gives over the new packet, and notices the original packet had a reduced sticker on the side, due to the tear.

Stupid Customer
'But this packet isn't reduced.'

Employee
'The original packet was reduced because of the tear that you didn't want. Therefore this new packet has no tear.'

Stupid Customer
'I wanted the reduced price, but the other packet wasn't scanning through at full price. That's why I asked you to change it.'

Employee
'But I could have simply keyed in the code for you....'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 8

Stupid Customer walks into the coffee shop to place an order.

Employee
'How would like your coffee, in small, medium or large?'

Stupid Customer
'What's the difference?'

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Stupid Travel Agent Customer 7

The Stupid Customer phones up the travel agent to complain about his holiday.

Stupid Customer
'It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallara to close in the afternoons.'

Employee
'Sir, that is how things are done in Mexico, other countries follow the same procedure'

Stupid Customer
'But I often needed to buy things during their 'Siesta' time. This should be banned!'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 11

Employee

'Thank you for calling the credit card department. How can I help you today?'

Stupid Customer

'Yes, I wanted to see when I will receive my new credit card.'

Employee

'My pleasure, can I ask some security questions to see your application'

The Stupid Customer provides answers to her security questions, and after checking there are no credits in process for the Stupid Customer. Checking further the employee discovers the Stupid Customer has already has a card with the bank and has maxed out the credit card with a £500 limit. 

Employee

'I do see that you already have an account with us. When did you apply for a second card?'

Stupid Customer

'I didn't apply, but I already used all the money from the first card. I was just wondering when you would be another?!'

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