Stupid Travel Agent Customer 7

The Stupid Customer phones up the travel agent to complain about his holiday.

Stupid Customer
'It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallara to close in the afternoons.'

Employee
'Sir, that is how things are done in Mexico, other countries follow the same procedure'

Stupid Customer
'But I often needed to buy things during their 'Siesta' time. This should be banned!'

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'This is false advertising! You are LYING to your customers!'

Employee
'I'm sorry, ma'am. What's the problem?'

Stupid Customer
'THIS!'

Stupid Customer slams a half-eaten cake onto the counter

Stupid Customer
'The label says it's German Chocolate cake! I bought it for my book club as part of our International Cuisine week and they tell me it's not from Germany at all!'

Employee
'Erm, yes. German cake is named after the man who created it, Sam German. It has nothing to do with the country.'

Stupid Customer 
'Well, how on earth are customers supposed to know that? Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was by this? I should sue you for emotional distress!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 45

Stupid Customer
'So, in your change room, on the floor, I seemed to have spilt my FIVE DOLLAR LATTE.'

Employee
'Oh.'

Stupid Customer
'My FIVE DOLLAR LATTE is all over your fitting room floor.'

Employee
'Alright' *cleans up mess and returns to till where the customer is standing*

Stupid Customer
'Could I get a discount for my latte being spilt?'

Employee
'Um, no. Sorry. We didn't spill your latte, we cannot reimburse you for something we did not cause.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine then.' *leaves store in a hissy fit*

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