Stupid Call Center Customer 11

Employee

'Thank you for calling the credit card department. How can I help you today?'

Stupid Customer

'Yes, I wanted to see when I will receive my new credit card.'

Employee

'My pleasure, can I ask some security questions to see your application'

The Stupid Customer provides answers to her security questions, and after checking there are no credits in process for the Stupid Customer. Checking further the employee discovers the Stupid Customer has already has a card with the bank and has maxed out the credit card with a £500 limit. 

Employee

'I do see that you already have an account with us. When did you apply for a second card?'

Stupid Customer

'I didn't apply, but I already used all the money from the first card. I was just wondering when you would be another?!'

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Stupid Bank Customer 2

The employee asks security questions to the Stupid Customer to identify the owner of the account

Employee
'Are there any signers on the account with you?'

Stupid Customer
'Yeah, there's one sitting right here'

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Stupid Bank Customer 1

Stupid Customer approaches the Bureau De Change counter to change his money.

Stupid Customer 
'Hi, I would like to change over this money please.'

Employee
'Sorry, but this money is Disneyland Money'

Stupid Customer 
'I know this, I would just like that its back in pounds please.'

Employee
'I am sorry but we are not able to this.'

Stupid Customer 
'Why?'

Employee 
'Because this is not legal tender.'

Stupid Customer 
'But I was able to use this in the theme park!'

Employee
'Exactly sir, its only to be used there. Not legal currency for anywhere else.'

Stupid Customer 
'Well this is stupid!'

Stupid Customer leaves

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