Stupid Retail Customer 37

Stupid Customer
'What’s that Mexican guy’s name who works here?'

Employee
'Um…'

Stupid Customer
'You know, the short one with the ‘stache? He’s the manager.'

Employee
'Oh, he’s Tibetan.'

Stupid Customer
'What?'

Employee
'He’s Tibetan.'

Stupid Customer
'No, the Mexican manager.'

Employee 'I think you’re thinking of Karma.'

Stupid Customer
'NO! He’s a man!'

Employee
'Yes, our manager is a man named Karma and he is from Tibet.'

Stupid Customer
'He’s Mexican.'

Employee
'Ma’am, our manager is Tibetan. I don’t know anyone else who works here who fits the description you gave. Karma is short, has a mustache, and is the manager. Can I help you with something further?'

Stupid Customer
'You must be new.'

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Stupid Music Shop Customer 1

Stupid Customer
'You got any old school punk?'

Employee
'Nah, we have stuff from the last 5 years or so really.'

Stupid Customer
'So just 80s then yeah...?'

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Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer approaches till with a pair of shoes which are in the sale.

Employee
'Just so you know, our sale items are non-returnable unless they are faulty.'

Stupid Customer
'Okay, that's fine. Such a great price!'

Employee
'Great, that's 25 pounds please.'

Stupid Customer
'So...when does your sale start?'

Employee
'It started last Thursday.'

Stupid Customer (sounding surprised) 
'Oh really?!'

Employee
'Yes actually, the shoes you're buying are in the sale.'


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Lauren Potts

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Stupid Retail Customer 36

Stupid Customer
'I would like to return this game please.'

Employee
'Ok, what seems to be the problem?'

Stupid Customer
'I thought there was a real monkey in the box.'

In regards to Eye Pet for the PS3


Submitted by;
Mathew Spearey

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Offline for 1 week.

Hello, we can imagine you have arrived here to look for todays new Stupid Customer story, due to today being a Monday. Unfortunately this week there are no posts on today, Wednesday and Friday. This is down to the only person who controls this blog, Matthew Hoare is currently on holiday over in New York.

We apologise you wont be getting your weekly dosage of Stupid Customer stories, and we will get back to our regular schedule from Monday 13th February.

For now of course you can send in your submissions, we are always needing more. To keep this site alive!

submit.stupidcustomers@gmail.com

See you on the 13th February.

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Stupid Retail Customer 35

Employee is giving a small demonstration to the Stupid Customer about an MP3 player.

Employee
'Here is where all your music will be stored.'

Stupid Customer
'Okay.'

Employee
'And here is your settings menu where you can change numerous things, including changing the language.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh wow! Can you change the langauge to Spanish?'

Employee
'Of course.'

Stupid Customer
'Fantastic, I've always wanted to hear what Mariah Carey would sound like in Spanish.'


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Chris Skeene

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Stupid Retail Customer 34

Stupid Customer approaches employee on the shop floor.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, you sold me this MP3 player yesterday.'

Employee
'Yes...okay.'

Stupid Customer
'MP3 players are for music, correct?'

Employee
'Yes, that is correct.'

Stupid Customer
'Well I took it home last night, and there was no music on it for me to listen to.'


Submitted by;
Chris Skeene

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