Stupid Retail Customer 55

Stupid Customer walks into the department store asking to purchase a games console.

Stupid Customer
'That steering wheel will work with this console, right?'

Employee
'No, sorry that wont work, that is a for a different console from a completely different company'

Stupid Customer
'Oh! So I have to buy a whole different console from you guys JUST for it to work? Typical!!'

The employee tries to explain the situation.

Stupid Customer
'But you gotta make commission somehow right?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 51

Stupid Customer
'I would like to buy one of these Wii things'

Employee

'I'm sorry we don't have any in stock.'

Stupid Customer
'But you're advertising them!'

Employee
'Well no we have a huge display saying 'available soon', just to let people know that we do stock them and they'll be on sale as soon as possible.'

Stupid Customer
'I think that's disgusting'

Employee

'Sorry, it's always like this at Christmas. We're doing our best to get more stock in so pop back later in the week just in case - but it's looking unlikely at the moment.'

Stupid Customer
'But you're advertising all these games that my kids won't be able to play.'

Employee
'We've got plenty of games and accessories in but we just can't get the consoles in fast enough - honestly we sold our allocation months ago, it's impossible for Nintendo to make them any faster.'

Stupid Customer
'But what if you weren't allowed to buy CD players anymore but shops still advertised CDs? it's terrible to treat customers like that.'

Employee
'Um, we have to still advertise the games because thousands of people own the Wii and will want to buy some games.'

Stupid Customer

'No what I'm saying is that you're basically not letting people buy CD players but still shoving CDs in their faces and I think that's disgusting.'

Employee

'No not really because even if there was a shortage of CD players, millions of people already own them and will buy CDs.'

Stupid Customer

'I'll be writing to complain. This isn't fair at all.'

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Stupid Toy Shop Customer 1

Stupid Customer
'Do you have any games for children?'

Employee
'Certainly, what type of games are you looking for?'

Stupid Customer
'Well, I don't know...'

Employee
'Okay, so we have board games, video games, outdoor games...quite a lot of varieties'

Stupid Customer
'No, I don't think so. I shall look myself, thank you'

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Stupid Retail Customer 36

Stupid Customer
'I would like to return this game please.'

Employee
'Ok, what seems to be the problem?'

Stupid Customer
'I thought there was a real monkey in the box.'

In regards to Eye Pet for the PS3


Submitted by;
Mathew Spearey

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