Stupid Retail Customer 54

A woman walks into the store complaining  about her music device.

Stupid Customer
'This has a virus, it only appears when connected to my PC'

The employee turns on the device and seems to be working fine. Then proceeds to connect the device to a PC and the message 'Do not disconnect" appears, complete with the red "No" symbol.

Stupid Customer
'There! That's the virus! What does that mean?!'

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Stupid Music Shop Customer 2

The employee is restocking the guitars. 

Stupid Customer

'Excuse me can I ask you a question?'

Employee

'Of course you can. It is what I am here for.'

Stupid Customer

'Do your guitars work like real guitars?'

Employee
'What do you mean?'

Stupid Customer
'Are they like real guitars?'

 

Employee
*Looking very confused* 'Well, they have strings like a "real" guitar. They have frets like a "real" guitar. You tune them like a "real" guitar. They are smaller because they are practice guitars but yes, I would like to conclude that they are real guitars.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh that is good!'

The Stupid Customer picks up a guitar, and walks over to the counter to purchase the item.

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Stupid Music Shop Customer 1

Stupid Customer
'You got any old school punk?'

Employee
'Nah, we have stuff from the last 5 years or so really.'

Stupid Customer
'So just 80s then yeah...?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 34

Stupid Customer approaches employee on the shop floor.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, you sold me this MP3 player yesterday.'

Employee
'Yes...okay.'

Stupid Customer
'MP3 players are for music, correct?'

Employee
'Yes, that is correct.'

Stupid Customer
'Well I took it home last night, and there was no music on it for me to listen to.'


Submitted by;
Chris Skeene

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Stupid Retail Customer 12

Stupid Customer approaches the till and the employee starts to scan her items. A song comes onto the music system which contains a sample of the Baywatch theme tune.

Stupid Customer
'Oh my god, oh my god. I love this song, it always reminds me of Baywatch...!'

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