Stupid Retail Customer 35

Employee is giving a small demonstration to the Stupid Customer about an MP3 player.

Employee
'Here is where all your music will be stored.'

Stupid Customer
'Okay.'

Employee
'And here is your settings menu where you can change numerous things, including changing the language.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh wow! Can you change the langauge to Spanish?'

Employee
'Of course.'

Stupid Customer
'Fantastic, I've always wanted to hear what Mariah Carey would sound like in Spanish.'


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Stupid Retail Customer 34

Stupid Customer approaches employee on the shop floor.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, you sold me this MP3 player yesterday.'

Employee
'Yes...okay.'

Stupid Customer
'MP3 players are for music, correct?'

Employee
'Yes, that is correct.'

Stupid Customer
'Well I took it home last night, and there was no music on it for me to listen to.'


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Chris Skeene

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