Stupid Retail Customer 34

Stupid Customer approaches employee on the shop floor.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, you sold me this MP3 player yesterday.'

Employee
'Yes...okay.'

Stupid Customer
'MP3 players are for music, correct?'

Employee
'Yes, that is correct.'

Stupid Customer
'Well I took it home last night, and there was no music on it for me to listen to.'


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Chris Skeene

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Stupid Retail Customer 33

Employee is processing the Stupid Customers items through the till.

Stupid Customer
'Wait, wait...I've forgotten my voucher.'

Employee
'Okay...'

Stupid Customer
'Well, can I pay for all this now, come back another day with the voucher and refund me the difference?'

Employee
'Sorry, vouchers are not refundable.'

Stupid Customer
'But your manager said we can work this out the other day.'

Employee
'No, sorry you would have to come back later with the voucher, if you want to purchase all this today.'

Stupid Customer (Angry)
'Oh really!? So you are organising my day for me now are you?!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 32

Stupid Customer walks into the shop and approaches the counter.

Stupid Customer
'Good morning, may I have look around your shop?'

Employee
'Certainly madam, we are a shop after all'


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Theresa Hargreaves

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Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 4

Stupid Customer
'Hi, can I get these shoes in a size 10 please?'

Employee
'Sure, of course. do you want to try them on?'

Stupid Customer
'Oh, I'm French.'

Employee
'Erm okay, would you like to try the shoes on?'

Stupid Customer
'I'm French.'

Employee
'Yes...but would you like to try those shoes on?'

Stupid Customer
'Yes.'


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Lauren Potts

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Stupid Retail Customer 31

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me do you sell gift vouchers?'

Employee
'Yes we do madame.'

Stupid Customer
'Fantastic, and can male and females use them. Or is it just females?'


Employee (puzzled)
'Erm...yes both!'

Stiupid Customer
Excellent, I'll have £40 worth please!'

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Stupid Pub Customer 8

Stupid Customer approaches the bar, having previously drank a couple of Pinot spritzers. 

Stupid Customer
'May I have a small glass of Pinot please.'

Employee

'Would you like that as a spritzer, madame?'

Stupid Customer

'No, just as it is.'

After the Stupid Customer receives her 175ml glass of Pinot.

Stupid Customer

'Oh, can I have this in a bigger glass with some ice and soda?'

Employee

'So you want a spritzer then, like I said'

Stupid Customer

'Oh, go on then'

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Thomas Greenway

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Stupid Camping Customer 2

Stupid Customer
'Hi there, I'm looking to purchase a compass'

The employee takes the Stupid Customer to the selection of compasses.


Stupid Customer
'Thank you, now...how do you actually work them?

Employee
'Well the arrow always points north, like you can see here...'

Interrupting Stupid Customer
'But where are we on the compass?'

Employee
'No no, it just shows you where North is....see look.'

Stupid Customer
'But, I want the compass that shows you where I am!'

Employee explains that the compass can't show this, then goes on futher to suggest she needs a GPS Reader. The Stupid Customer is determined she needs a compass and storms out the shop.



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Adrian Mortimer

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