Stupid Camping Shop Customer 3

Stupid Customer has been in the shop for an 1 hour making employee 1 late for lunch. Another mployee starts work and takes over. Stupid Customer eventually decides to buy a jacket, employee breathes sigh of relief, but on the way out...

Stupid Customer
‘Oh what are these boots? (cheaper boots)’

Employee
‘They're a hiking boot. We have them in size 3.5 or 4.5’

Stupid Customer
'I'll try a 4.5'

Stupid Customer and employee talk about what the boots will be used for etc, customer informs employee she is a size 5.

Employee
‘If you're usually a 5 then these shoes will be too small, especially once you have a hiking sock on.’

Stupid Customer
‘I'm trekking in the Himalayas, do you think I need a hiking sock? I was just going to wear normal ones.’


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Josephine Atkinson

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Stupid Camping Customer 2

Stupid Customer
'Hi there, I'm looking to purchase a compass'

The employee takes the Stupid Customer to the selection of compasses.


Stupid Customer
'Thank you, now...how do you actually work them?

Employee
'Well the arrow always points north, like you can see here...'

Interrupting Stupid Customer
'But where are we on the compass?'

Employee
'No no, it just shows you where North is....see look.'

Stupid Customer
'But, I want the compass that shows you where I am!'

Employee explains that the compass can't show this, then goes on futher to suggest she needs a GPS Reader. The Stupid Customer is determined she needs a compass and storms out the shop.



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Adrian Mortimer

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Stupid Camping Customer 1

Stupid Customer walks into store, is greeted etc, then after a minute or two of browsing storms angrily up to the till.

Stupid Customer
'Where is your flip book with all the tents in?'

Employee 
'Sorry sir, we don't stock tents over the winter, you could try our branch down the road, as they are large enough to stock tents all year round.'

Stupid Customer
'No I was there, and they had a flip book, but there weren't enough tents in it.'

Employee
'Well I'm sorry sir but we dont replenish our camping stock over the winter.'

Stupid Customer
'Well I do...'

*awkward silence*

Employee
'You may need to try another store then...'

Customer leaves in disgust.


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Josephine Atkinson

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