Stupid Retail Customer 57

Stupid Customer storms into the shop with a wireless product in hand.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, I am furious with this product. I have to plug this into the wall in order to charge it!'

Employee
'Ma'am, they run on batteries. You have to plug them into the wall to charge'

Stupid Customer
'But I was informed the product absorbs the electricity from sockets as I walk around the house!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 56

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, do you sell radios capable of tuning into broadcasts from the middle east?'

The employee shows the Stupid Customer a few selections, who then asks for a demonstration. The employee picks up a radio and beings to find stations from various middle east sources. Whilst the Stupid Customer stands looking puzzled. Then asks....

Stupid Customer
'How am I supposed to track terrorists if they don't speak American?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 55

Stupid Customer walks into the department store asking to purchase a games console.

Stupid Customer
'That steering wheel will work with this console, right?'

Employee
'No, sorry that wont work, that is a for a different console from a completely different company'

Stupid Customer
'Oh! So I have to buy a whole different console from you guys JUST for it to work? Typical!!'

The employee tries to explain the situation.

Stupid Customer
'But you gotta make commission somehow right?'

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Stupid Call Center Customer 7

Stupid Customer calls up the employee and explains her situation.

Stupid Customer
'Good afternoon, I think my computer has been taken over by the Matrix'

Employee asks the Stupid Customer to move their mouse

Stupid Customer
'Oh my god! It's back to my normal desktop screen! What happened?'

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Stupid Restaurant Customer 7

Customer walks into a buffet restuarant.

Stupid Customer
'Hello, can I order "Never Ending Pancakes to go please.

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Stupid Book Shop Customer 6

Stupid Customer
'Do you sell the Bible here?'

Employee
'Yes we do, which version would you like?'

Stupid Customer
'The Bible'

Employee
'Yes, I understand, which version?'

Stupid Customer
'The one Jesus wrote.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 54

A woman walks into the store complaining  about her music device.

Stupid Customer
'This has a virus, it only appears when connected to my PC'

The employee turns on the device and seems to be working fine. Then proceeds to connect the device to a PC and the message 'Do not disconnect" appears, complete with the red "No" symbol.

Stupid Customer
'There! That's the virus! What does that mean?!'

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