Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 8

Stupid Customer walks into the coffee shop to place an order.

Employee
'How would like your coffee, in small, medium or large?'

Stupid Customer
'What's the difference?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 30

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, what waist size would these jogging bottoms be?'

Employee
'These are a Large so about a 34" waist sir.'

Stupid Customer
'Excellent, I have a 34" waist. So what size would I need?'


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Folarin Fadairo

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Stupid Retail Customer 29

Stupid Customer 'Whats the biggest size your mens clothes are available in?'

Employee
'They are available in XXL.'

Stupid Customer
'GREAT! Where can I find the section of clothes for these sizes?'

Employee
'There are available throughout the range.'

Stupid Customer 
'Can you show me the XXL's?'

Employee
'Well...there are all over the store'

Stupid Customer
'Oh right....!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 28

Stupid Customer
'Is these the only sizes you have on the shop floor?'

Employee
'No no, we have more sizes in the stock room if needed.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh right... wheres that I'll go have a look.'

Employee
'No....you wait here I'll go look.'

Stupid Customer 
'OH! I get you!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 11

Stupid Customer approaches counter with clothes to purchase.

Stupid Customer
'Oh... your wearing the T-shirt I was hoping to buy. However, your employee tells me there are no more in stock.

Employee 
'Oh, I am sorry to hear that. This must of been the last one then, haha'

Stupid Customer
'Yes, it must have been. What size is yours?'

Employee
'This is a size small.'

Stupid Customer 
'Oh perfect! Thats the size I am needed, could you take that T-shirt off and let me buy it!?'

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