Thursday, 28 July 2011

Stupid Travel Agent Customer 1

Stupid elderly couple had been in Italy for 2 days on a 7 day vacation.

The couple had already ran out of money, they phone the employee directly. Asking the employee to fly out to meet them, with some money and then they would pay back the employee the following month.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Stupid Retail Customer 4

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, where are the changing rooms?'

'Sorry, this is a shoe shop.There are no changing rooms.'

Stupid Customer
'What?! You don't have changing rooms?!'

'No...this is a shoe shop.' 

Stupid Customer
'But I want to try on these trousers I just bought with these shoes. I can't believe you have no changing rooms! Ridiculous.'

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Stupid Retail Customer 3

Employee is working in Halfords working down the isle with the windscreen wipers during the middle of the day when a stupid customer approaches him.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, where are your printers...?'

Employee starts to look around, then realises.

'Sorry this is Halfords, Comet is next door...'

The stupid customers realises what he has said, mumbles a few words and runs out the store.

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Stupid Retail Customer 2

Stupid customer approaches employee with a jumper wanting an exchange. Employee walks out back to the stockroom to get the bigger size the stupid customer wants to exchange the original for. Employee returns and hands the stupid customer the new jumper, the stupid customer asks;
Stupid Customer
‘Thank you, so do I exchange it here or do I have to go to the till…?’
‘No, you’ll have to queue’

Monday, 18 July 2011

Stupid Retail Customer 1

Stupid Customer approaches the counter with clothes to purchase.

Stupid Customer
'Hi, I saw on your website you have an online sale for your hoodies. Where are the ones on sale in the shop?'

'No, they are only on sale online via the website.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh....well I'll just have these for now'

Saturday, 16 July 2011

Stupid Retail Customer

Stupid Customer walks up to employee holding one shoe in hand.

Sutpid Customer:
"Excuse me, how do I buy this shoe? There is only one here..."


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