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Stupid Supermarket Customer 5

Stupid Customer approaches till with his fizzy drink for his child, and the employee proceeds to scan the bottle of fizzy drink. 

Stupid Customer

'Can I scan this item through the till myself?

Employee

'I guess so?'

Stupid Customer

'...just because this drink is for my child, and your hands are dirty. Does that make sense?'

Employee

'Not really, but whatever.'

Stupid Customer

'Why not?'

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