Stupid Supermarket Customer 2

The Stupid Customer approaches the counter with a packet of discounted rolls from the bakery section, the packet is clearly marked £1.99.

Stupid Customer
'Are these rolls £1.99?'

Employee
'Yes...'

Stupid Customer
'Okay...I don't want them'

Employee
'Okay, any reason?'

Stupid Customer
'I thought they were only 99p'

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Stupid Retail Customer 44

Stupid Customer

'Do you have more of these in the back?'

Employee

'No, everything we have is in that bin. I just checked on IMAX for you.'

Stupid Customer

'I think you have more.'

Employee

'We don't. See? It says we have three.'

Stupid Customer

'How much are they?'

Employee

'They're $8.68 each.'

Stupid Customer

'I think they're $7.25.'

Employee

'No, they're $8.68.'

Stupid Customer

'I think they're $8.58.'

Employee

'They're $8.68, ma'am.'

Stupid Customer

'Can I have a discount?'

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Stupid Retail Customer 40

Stupid Customer
'I noticed that your orange plates are 20% off. Can I get this orange candle for 20% off, too?'

Employee
No, sorry, it’s not on sale.

Stupid Customer
'I know, but since it’s orange and the plates are orange, I was hoping you would give me the discount.'

Employee
'Yeah, no, I can’t do that.'

Stupid Customer
'But I’d really like a discount on them.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 18

Stupid customer approaches the till to purchase a pair of shorts.

Employee
'That will be £44.99 please sir'

Stupid Customer 
'Mate, any chance of some discount on these shorts?'

Employee
'Sorry, we can't offer discount. Plus we don't do in store sales.

Stupid Customer
'But your colleague told me this was the last pair and your not getting anymore in, ands it not even summer now!. They're out of season. Come on mate!'

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