Stupid Retail Customer 47

Stupid Customer
'I want to return this pair of jeans. *Holds up Silver Mckenzie Light Wash jean* But I'm going to exchange them for a new pair. These ones didn't fit me right.'

Employee
'Okay.' *Notice's these have been clearly worn and washed*

Stupid Customer
*Comes back with Silver Mckenzie Dark wash Jean*

Employee
'Why were you returning the first pair?'

Stupid Customer
'Because they didn't fit right.'

Employee
'You know, you are essentially exchanging the same pair of jeans just a different wash.'

Stupid Customer
'I don't think so.'

Employee
'You are.'

Stupid Customer
'Whatever.'

Employee
*Does exchange* 'Hope these ones work out for you this time.'

Stupid Customer
'THEY WILL THANKS.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 24

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, this egg timer I bought from your shop is not working, can I please return it.’

Employee looks at the instructions for the egg timer for the Stupid Customer.

Stupid Customer
‘This egg timer is too difficult to understand, can I please have the full refund.’

Employee
‘Sorry we don’t offer refunds, only exchanges or credit notes.’

Stupid Customer
‘I don’t want a credit note.’

The Stupid Customer accepts the exchange. However, decides on exchanging the egg timer for an identical one to the original she tried to return.


Submitted by;
Theresa Hargreaves

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