'I want to return this pair of jeans. *Holds up Silver Mckenzie Light Wash jean* But I'm going to exchange them for a new pair. These ones didn't fit me right.'
Employee
'Okay.' *Notice's these have been clearly worn and washed*
Stupid Customer
*Comes back with Silver Mckenzie Dark wash Jean*
Employee
'Why were you returning the first pair?'
Stupid Customer
'Because they didn't fit right.'
Employee
'You know, you are essentially exchanging the same pair of jeans just a different wash.'
Stupid Customer
'I don't think so.'
Employee
'You are.'
Stupid Customer
'Whatever.'
Employee
*Does exchange* 'Hope these ones work out for you this time.'
Stupid Customer
'THEY WILL THANKS.'
