Stupid Retail Customer 27

Stupid Customer
'The other day you had some nice leather jackets in, but I can't find them in here today.'

Employee
'Okay, well they've just been moved over here.'

Employee walks the Stupid Customer over to the leather jackets

Stupid Customer
'No no, not these ones. It was a different one, but made from the same material.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 24

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, this egg timer I bought from your shop is not working, can I please return it.’

Employee looks at the instructions for the egg timer for the Stupid Customer.

Stupid Customer
‘This egg timer is too difficult to understand, can I please have the full refund.’

Employee
‘Sorry we don’t offer refunds, only exchanges or credit notes.’

Stupid Customer
‘I don’t want a credit note.’

The Stupid Customer accepts the exchange. However, decides on exchanging the egg timer for an identical one to the original she tried to return.


Submitted by;
Theresa Hargreaves

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