Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 7

Stupid Customer
'This is false advertising! You are LYING to your customers!'

Employee
'I'm sorry, ma'am. What's the problem?'

Stupid Customer
'THIS!'

Stupid Customer slams a half-eaten cake onto the counter

Stupid Customer
'The label says it's German Chocolate cake! I bought it for my book club as part of our International Cuisine week and they tell me it's not from Germany at all!'

Employee
'Erm, yes. German cake is named after the man who created it, Sam German. It has nothing to do with the country.'

Stupid Customer 
'Well, how on earth are customers supposed to know that? Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was by this? I should sue you for emotional distress!'

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Stupid Retail Customer 47

Stupid Customer
'I want to return this pair of jeans. *Holds up Silver Mckenzie Light Wash jean* But I'm going to exchange them for a new pair. These ones didn't fit me right.'

Employee
'Okay.' *Notice's these have been clearly worn and washed*

Stupid Customer
*Comes back with Silver Mckenzie Dark wash Jean*

Employee
'Why were you returning the first pair?'

Stupid Customer
'Because they didn't fit right.'

Employee
'You know, you are essentially exchanging the same pair of jeans just a different wash.'

Stupid Customer
'I don't think so.'

Employee
'You are.'

Stupid Customer
'Whatever.'

Employee
*Does exchange* 'Hope these ones work out for you this time.'

Stupid Customer
'THEY WILL THANKS.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 46

Stupid Customer
'I'd like to return this item.'

Employee
'Okay. *Asks for information for the return for the government*
Could I have your postal code?'

Stupid Customer
'250'

Employee
'No, your postal code.'

Stupid Customer
'TWO. FIVE. OH.'

Employee
'No, your postal code.'

Stupid Customer
'Ohhhhhhhhhhh, you meant postal code. I thought you said area code. V9G1B8'

Employee
'Alright, I will put it back to debit.'

Stupid Customer
*blank stare* 'I'll take it in cash.'

Employee
'No, I'm sorry, I have to give it to back you on your debit since that's how you paid.'

Stupid Customer
'Well at my work we can give back cash.'

Employee
'Well here we have to put it back on your debit.'

Stupid Customer
'I think thats really stupid.'

Employee
'That's our policy.'

Stupid Customer
'I dont think so. Nobody else does that.'

Employee
'We do here. Do you want it on a giftcard or back to debit.'

Stupid Customer
'I guess DEBIT then.'

Employee
'Alright.'

Stupid Customer
'Whatever.' *leaves store angrily*

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