'I noticed that your orange plates are 20% off. Can I get this orange candle for 20% off, too?'
Employee
No, sorry, it’s not on sale.
Stupid Customer
'I know, but since it’s orange and the plates are orange, I was hoping you would give me the discount.'
Employee
'Yeah, no, I can’t do that.'
Stupid Customer
'But I’d really like a discount on them.'
