Showing posts with label thesaurus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thesaurus. Show all posts

Monday, 18 March 2013

Stupid Book Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer
'Hi. I need a threesis.'

Employee
'Pardon, a what??'

Stupid Customer
'You know a threesis. It has other words that mean the same as the word you look up.'

Employee
Oh right…do you mean a thesaurus?'
Stupid Customer 
'No, you idiot!! That’s a dinosaur! I need a threesis!'

Friday, 4 November 2011

Stupid Retail Customer 17

Stupid Customer
'My son needs a thes.. theaur...'
(looks at son)
'Honey, what kind of book?'

Stupid Customers Son
'A thesaurus.'

Stupid Customer: 
'Do you have a section for dinosaur books?'

Employee
'Ma'am, a thesaurus is not a dinosaur. Follow me, I'll take you to juvenile reference.'


Submitted by;
KP